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Friday, April 17, 2009
This is a random post
I was at my grandaunts house the other day and i noticed 2 foreign grass cutters taking a rest
at 10 am in the morning.....
I was curious so i just peeped to see what they were doing
You know what i saw ?
OMG !One grass cutter was sitting on another one who was lying down
N u know what he was doing ?
Plucking what i assume to be white hairs from the other grass cutter...its either that kutu...haha
so free la they
N being a total kepo I am...i just had to take pictures...hahahhaha
sry lahh.....juz had to post something to keep my blog alive
call me DR. NAV....:P
Wednesday, April 8, 2009
When the rest of my taylors a-levels buddies are enjoying their 2 week break with trips overseas or just simply sleeping like a pig ( which is what i planned in the beggining), I got myself involved in the hospital attachment programme in SDMCI hav heard from UK universities as well as local Unis that this programme may benefit us to gain entries into elite unis as well as scholarships for the medical line..... Im interested in dentistry...well , close enough lah. Basically you just get a tour of a department in the hospital, follow them around and see how things are done.... For exposure i guess...Started on tuesday..... The department of the day was d pharmacy.....It was rather boring actually.... Just got a brief idea on how it operates.....Then they just allowed us to walk around the pharmacy and observe....You know what ??? They kept the viagra locked in a drawer ! hahahaAnd when i say locked, i mean with the big padlock ....hahahahh !I saw it n juz burst out in laughter...I asked the dispenser there " kenapa kunci kak ? Takut orang curi ke ? :P"she answered " HAHA ! yeala....mahal kan...lebih RM50 sebiji...kena jaga-jaga....ada buku log pun"Imagine ! All that trouble for a tiny pill....hahahahAnd the other girl in my group asked me what viagra was...... And everyone was just looking at her with amusement So i told her " Its for men .... :P"she replied " for what ?"i said " for their ehem ehem lah !"She was still staring at me cluelesslyi tried again " its to increase their preformance...there .... ermm "finally she got it...hahhahahahah.......so innocent..LOL
Today morning was endoscopy department....got to see the real procedures n stuff....we even saw a few colonoscopy procedures....haha...It wasnt as gross as you may be thinking .....Seriously.... There was this one case where we saw a leaf in lady's intestines....A LEAF ! i thought it was sum new organ that i hadnt heard about..hahaha.....Probably a curry leaf.....The doctor said that it was undigested n lodged sumwhere close to the caecum....ouch....In the afternoon, we went to the diagnostic department....Got a good tour then we got to witness a mock code blueFor all as clueless as i originally was, code blue is the code of when no heartbeat is found on the patient, a cardiac arrest.They did the practice on a manequin...It was soo cool...the nurse ran in n asked the dummy " hello? hello sir ??? r u ok ?? HELP !!!"Then a 2nd nurse will run in n call the code blue followed by cpr and intubation.... Then the next nurse put the v fib ( electric shock thinggi) on the patients chest and yelled " clear !"We were all waiting in anticipation for the shock 2 work....waiting....waiting......until v realised the nurse didnt even press the charge button ...hahahahha ! If it were a real situation, the patient would hav konked...hahahah.... That would b the last place i wud like 2 hav a cardiac arrest...LOLRight after the mock was over an announcement was made " ATTENTION ! CODE BLUE IN OPC 4TH FLOOR, CENTRE A...."A real code blue ! just in time !.....I was hoping 2 go see the action...but i wasnt allowed...haiihh.... :(OH , theres sumthing else that happened....I was blocking the way of the roller bed...so the nurse said excuse me ...even the patient who had just came out from endoscopy yelled excuse me..... then when he saw me wearing a labcoat he said " Oh a doctor ! then nvm:)"........He thought i was a doctor and straightaway changed his attitude....even the cleaning lady who saw me wear the labcoat said " oh , if u become a doctor , god bless you dear".......Its a form of hero worship....hahah....And I dont even want want to become a doctor.. LOL
boys will be boys
Saturday, April 4, 2009
It was a Saturday night, and my cousins were sleeping overFour boys, age ranging from 9 to 12 ......... u get the picture.....Football in the house, screaming , giving each other wedgies..... haih ! boys will be boys i guess
I realised they really are an inquisitive bunch.....They really left me speechless a couple of times...
Heres an example of a conversation we had
And just to be discrete lets call them cousin1, cousin2, cousin 3 and brother...n btw, all 3 of them refer to me as chechi ( its a malayalee thing)
cousin 1 : Chechi, a boy in futsal told me about a word...what does it mean ?
ME : Well, how am i gonna explain it 2 you if you dont tell me what the word is ?
Cousin1 : hmmm.....let me think.....it starts with a "P". I cant remember the word. what does it mean ?
ME : How am i supposed to know what it means ? You havnt even told me the word....
Cousin 2 : OH ! i think i know what word hes talking about......
Cousin 1 : I remember !!! the word is .... the word is...ummm... porn....i think...whats porn ?
Cousin 3 and brother breaks into giggles.......
Cousin 2 : Porn is a lake
ME : A lake ???!
Brother : Yeah ... a dirty lake...a very dirty lake.....( laughs like mad with cousin 2 and 3 )
ME : what the ........??? ( trying to process what i just heard...my god !...did i just hear a dirty joke from a 12 year old ? )
Cousin 1 : Chechi, is that right ? Porn is a lake ? Where is it ? in Malaysia ?
ME : Ummmm...Not exactly... Porn is kinda like a video.....
Cousin 1 : What video ??
ME : Adult videos.....
Cousin 1 : oh....what do they show there ?
ME : adult doing things....
Cousin 1 : what things ?
Cousin 3 : disgusting things ...haha !
ME : ermm.. illegal things.....so its bad for you to watch it....
brother : erm yeah! illegal things....like drugs !
Cousin 2 : I saw 2 men behind my Kumon centre taking drugs...so scary..
Cousin 1 : And the boy from futsal asked me 2 check out a website....its sumthin tube...
ME : youtube ?
Cousin 1 : no....i think its redtube...
ME : OMG !!!!!!! nono...dont eva visit that website ok ?? Its not good
Cousin 1 : why ? How do you know ? Have you visited that website before ?
----- total silence...and all 4 eyes turn to me-------
ME : Of corce not ! I just heard about it from my frends... N i read about it in the newspaper....since its illegal, the police will catch you if u put that website on...
Cousin 1 : why will the police catch ?
Cousin 2 : Because the want to put you in jail lah !
Cousin 3 : but how do they know if we are on that website
Cousin 2 : The government knows everything your doing ......
Cousin 1 : But why must the government check our websites ? How can they do that ?? Are they spying on us ?
Me : You ask too many questions......these are all adults bussiness..you will know when you grow up
Cousin 1 : Then how come cousin 2 knows ? hes younger than me
Me : I really dont know.... emmm..... hes wierd
Cousin 1 : then how will i know later on ? how did you all know ?
Brother : When you old enough you will just know.... It will just suddently come in to ur brain...then youll understand everything....
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This is by far the wierdest conversation ice ever had with a bunch of kids..... They knwo wayy to much for their age.......when i was about their age , i was absolutely clueless...boy, how times change...
We spent the rest of the night playing board games , PS2 and carem.....Until they started getting way too noisy and rough..then i locked myself in the room with my computer.....I wish i could say peacefully but then i would be lying.....they were bangging on the door the entire time.
Then i had to go 2 bed early because cousin 1 was supposed to sleep in my room but hes apparently afraid to sleep alone because he recently watched a ghost movie and was anticipating an attack when the light were to go out.....And I obviously had to sit there with him until he fell asleep....haihhhh
A troublesome bunch they are....but i still adore them....boys will be boys... :)
